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  1. Computer programming language written by geeks for geeks*
  2. Exclamation made by a programmer when he gets his finger trapped between the F & G keys. e.g. “Arrrgh! I Just Haskell’d myself. Tell Mr. Fgugh to pick a new username!”

* ie. you wont get a job by bragging to a prospective employer that you can write a Quicksort in Haskell. Will get you layed at a geek party though.

Want to know more about Haskell? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.